Maybe it's all my fault
On or around January 28, in the year of our lord 2011, I posted what I would later find out was my last ever post to the original incarnation of kingluscious.com. Of course, immediately upon its completion it was already the final post, but since I wasn't paying much attention at the time, I didn't notice.
However, just recently, I did notice.
I realized that perhaps the current strife we see in the world around us, both domestically and abroad, can be traced back to that fateful day.
Think about it. I stop posting my patented style of irreverent yet wholly optimistic and uplifting content and then a scant half decade later that jerk everyone hates gets elected president.
Not only that, but I think he got elected again. I don't pay much attention to politics these days.
Well, I've decided to do something about it. I will single-handedly put an end to his squidgy reign of terror.
Hence, this website's rebirth.
You can do this research at home as well if you're savvy enough, but I looked up all the presidents before kingluscious.com went away. Not a single one of them is called Trump.
Coincidence? Very likely, but not very likely enough.
My theory is if I start blogging, assuming that is still an English word, I can make sure this tyrant isn't elected to a third term.
Unless, of course, I get bored between now and whenever the next election is.
Or he is some kind of maniac and big fat does it anyway.
If that happens, I'll bring back the kids korner.
love,
kingluscious